Tuesday, September 8, 2009

A Joke

The persons of the Holy Trinity are having a conversation about where God should take his vacation. After all, it's been awhile.

Jesus speaks first suggesting Egypt. But the Father objects saying that it is too hot and that with his beard, it will be even more agonizing. So the Father suggests Palestine. But Jesus objects because of what happened the last time He was there.

So, Jesus suggests Rome and God the Father agrees. Both have noticed that the Holy Spirit has not said anything yet. When they asked His opinion, the Holy Spirit simply replies, "Rome sounds great. I haven't been there since the 11th century!"

Feel free to apply this to any schismatic/heretic/denomination group of your choice!

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